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Thicc Zombie Santa
02:19
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Last year I saw Santa up our chimney late at night
I was whiskey drunk his fat ass gave me quite the fright
I whipped out my pew pew and shot him by mistake, I swear
Thought there would be no socks for Christmas this year
Thanks to me last years Christmas was red
Happy birthday Jesus, Santa’s dead
There's an orgy under the mistletoe
Someone laced the snow with coke
All the reindeer were smoking meth
This year I left some edibles out just in case
That thick boy comes bearing gifts with his buns and cake
I see he’s risen from the dead I'm feeling thrilled
Zombie Santa, he’s the same handsome bloke I killed
Sweet Mariah Carey, it’s alive
Thanks to me Christmas this year’s Undead
I've got Zombie Santa in my bed
Cheap beer and a feast for kings
Drunk punks fill the bars and sing
All the elves dancing to Black Sabbath
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Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Buy a plastic bunch of shit
For Jesus’ birthday
Santa I've been a good boy you see
The spawn of a nuclear family
Give me my plastic junk, fat creep
Pedo ass, I'll drive by, watch you bleed
I'm a consumer, driven by rumours
Mass consume if the product is cheap
I'm a believer in christian redeemers,
Dick out, pig out, driven by greed
We're driving down to the mall
We're gonna buy it all
Because it's Jesus' birthday
He is my favourite anarchist
What would he do
If he were here today
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Eat and drink and spill your guts
On your God’s sons birthday
Eat your Christmas cake
Eat your Christmas cake
Eat your Christmas cake
All your Christmas cake
Eat your Christmas cake
Eat your Christmas cake
I like shiny things
and landfills filled up with all our trash
The corporate overlords know just what we want
I'm licking their boots, don't kink-shame me
Our purpose on this earth
Is to produce all of this plastic junk
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
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Tree Kinda Lit Tho
02:34
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I like getting lit for Christmas
Just like the Christmas tree
So grab a bottle
And get Christmas lit with me
I like getting lit for Christmas
Just like the Christmas tree
So grab a bottle
And get Christmas lit with me
Ho ho ho ho ho on my lap
Elf bitches wearing their Christmas hats
Pimp my reindeer sleigh got mad
Candy cane and other treats up in my sack
Dezemba time sun goes down late
Every G has got a couple of festive dates
With the night life, feels right wrapped up tight
In a nightclub, crowded while Santa’s booty shakes
It’s always a vibe this time of year
I like getting lit for Christmas
Just like the Christmas tree
So grab a bottle
And get Christmas lit with me
I like getting lit for Christmas
Just like the Christmas tree
So grab a bottle
And get Christmas lit with me
W, W, J to the D
Take a word from the son of the original G
What would he be up to on this fine day
Turning water into liquor
While the homies pray
Chilling with the outcasts, peasants and pariahs
Won’t catch my boy listening to Mariah
He’s bumping punk, Hardcore, and a little d-Beat
Today we’re getting krunk for our homie JC
I like getting lit for Christmas
Just like the Christmas tree
So grab a bottle
And get Christmas lit with me
I like getting lit for Christmas
Just like the Christmas tree
So grab a bottle
And get Christmas lit with me
I like getting lit for Christmas
Just like the Christmas tree
So grab a bottle
And get Christmas lit with me
I like getting lit for Christmas
Just like the Christmas tree
So grab a bottle
And get Christmas lit with me
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Getting drunk for Jesus
Shitfaced for the lord
Yeah, hell yeah
I'll get drunk with Jesus
Shitfaced for the Lord
Yeah, fuck yeah
Getting drunk for Jesus
Shitfaced for the lord
Yeah, hell yeah
Getting drunk for Jesus
Shitfaced for the lord
Yeah, hell yeah
I'll get drunk with Jesus
Shitfaced for the Lord
Yeah, fuck yeah
There aint no devil on my shoulder
Because he's at the bar with me
Feels like Satan is my homie
And I said howdy Satan
And he said howzit bru
The coolest guy
I ever knew
And we got drunk for Jesus
Shitfaced for the lord
Yeah, hell yeah
We'll get drunk with Jesus
Shitfaced for the Lord
Yeah, fuck yeah
We'll get drunk with Jesus
Shitfaced for the Lord
Yeah, hell yeah
I'll get drunk with Jesus
Shitfaced for the Lord
Yeah, fuck yeah
I'll get drunk for Jesus
Shitfaced for the Lord
Yeah, fuck yeah
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Last year I saw Santa up our chimney late at night
I was whiskey drunk his fat ass gave me quite the fright
I whipped out my pew pew and shot him by mistake, I swear
Thought there would be no socks for Christmas this year
Thanks to me last years Christmas was red
Happy birthday Jesus, Santa’s dead
There's an orgy under the mistletoe
Someone laced the snow with coke
All the reindeer were smoking meth
This year I left some edibles out just in case
That thick boy comes bearing gifts with his buns and cake
I see he’s risen from the dead I'm feeling thrilled
Zombie Santa, he’s the same handsome bloke I killed
Sweet Mariah Carey, it’s alive
Thanks to me Christmas this year’s Undead
I've got Zombie Santa in my bed
Cheap beer and a feast for kings
Drunk punks fill the bars and sing
All the elves dancing to Black Sabbath
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FiveSidedDice Port Elizabeth, South Africa
FiveSidedDice is a multi-genre music project from the coast of South Africa which was started in 2008. After attaining an inclusive degree in music having done a year of a general diploma in music at Nelson Mandela University, the journey of FiveSidedDice remains ongoing, and the sound ever-changing and evolving. The music of FiveSidedDice and affiliated projects is available across all platforms. ... more
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