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Thicc Zombie Santa (Mall Version)

from Eat Your Christmas Cake by FiveSidedDice

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Last year I saw Santa up our chimney late at night
I was whiskey drunk his fat ass gave me quite the fright
I whipped out my pew pew and shot him by mistake, I swear
Thought there would be no socks for Christmas this year

Thanks to me last years Christmas was red
Happy birthday Jesus, Santa’s dead
There's an orgy under the mistletoe
Someone laced the snow with coke
All the reindeer were smoking meth

This year I left some edibles out just in case
That thick boy comes bearing gifts with his buns and cake
I see he’s risen from the dead I'm feeling thrilled
Zombie Santa, he’s the same handsome bloke I killed
Sweet Mariah Carey, it’s alive

Thanks to me Christmas this year’s Undead
I've got Zombie Santa in my bed
Cheap beer and a feast for kings
Drunk punks fill the bars and sing
All the elves dancing to Black Sabbath

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from Eat Your Christmas Cake, released December 22, 2023

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FiveSidedDice Port Elizabeth, South Africa

FiveSidedDice is a multi-genre music project from the coast of South Africa which was started in 2008. After attaining an inclusive degree in music having done a year of a general diploma in music at Nelson Mandela University, the journey of FiveSidedDice remains ongoing, and the sound ever-changing and evolving. The music of FiveSidedDice and affiliated projects is available across all platforms. ... more

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