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Free Range Humans
03:40
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My favourite part of a family braai
Is capturing the family.
I like my kids grass fed,
My pensioners organic and cage-free.
How dare you judge me while you try to be their voice?
Eating old people is a personal choice.
Don’t try to push your views around,
Now excuse me while I chow down on Charlie Brown.
Free range humans,
(I’m an ethical man)
Free range humans,
(with an organic plan).
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-Hush now, my wriggly lunch box,
It will all be over soon.
I’m getting pretty hungry and it’s almost noon.
If humans weren’t meant to be eaten,
Why are you made up of meat then, ay?
For every human you don’t eat,
I’ll get to eat another 2.
And maybe if I’m lucky
My next meal will consist of you
And your family too.
It’s morally acceptable this way,
I’ll buy anything if the labels say:
Free range, grass fed, happily slaughtered
With love and kindness today, okay?
Free range humans,
(I’m an ethical man)
Free range humans,
(With an organic plan).
You can’t spell humane without human,
You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.
You can’t spell humane without human,
You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.
Humane Slaughter,
Human laughter,
Humane laughter,
Human slaughter.
Free range humans,
(I’m an ethical man)
Free range humans,
(With an organic plan)
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Road Kill (Remastered)
04:07
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What do I believe?
What do I know?
This human problem needs to go.
Dragging corpses off the roads,
Innocent animals forced to go.
We exit life, we give them peace.
Save the planet, kill yourself, please.
To resist it or support it
Our extinction has a purpose,
Every human, every problem,
Many solutions to solve them;
Voluntary mass extinction,
Humble exit, peaceful ending,
Misanthropic or respectful,
Selfless love or merely hateful.
What do I believe?
What do I know?
This human problem needs to go.
Dragging corpses off the roads,
Innocent animals forced to go.
We exit life, we give them peace.
Save the planet, kill yourself, please.
This shit, it means everything to me.
Goodbye mankind,
Very kind of you,
Goodbye mankind,
Humane, honest, true.
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Vegan Bombshell
03:27
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She looks for angst and passion,
You ain’t got none of that, man.
Go back to apathetic swag girls
And the hypocrites .
She loves black sheep and fighters,
Not eating steak in diners
And she offers free eye shiners
To carnists and speciesists.
She’s the hottest chick on the block
But she will never ride your cock
Unless you’re burning slaughterhouses
To the ground at night
And she will not let you inside
If you have beings inside your pie
If you still believe the lies then
Dude, I’m sorry but…
If you eat beef
Then you just ain’t getting hers
She’s a vegan bombshell
And if you eat cheese
Then don’t bother with those cheesy pick-up lines
Coz she’s a vegan bombshell.
Online the guys all perv but
She won’t want anyone that
Can’t chow down on soy burgers
After late night parties.
The only meat that she’ll eat
Is from the passenger seat
But only if you’re free
Of living beings dead bodies.
She’s so sought after, it’s insane
She doesn’t believe it’s humane,
To kill anything
Solely for your palette pleasure.
So no cheap excuses for her,
No sexy time if you wear fur.
She finds soy milk mustaches
A turn on.
If you eat beef
Then you just ain’t getting hers
She’s a vegan bombshell
And if you eat cheese
Then don’t bother with those cheesy pick-up lines
Coz she’s a vegan bombshell.
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Free
04:04
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No, how can we just force them all to die?
No, how can you just stand there hearing them cry?
No, how can they be products in your eyes?
No, how can you just take away their life?
They used to bleed for me
And they still bleed for you
But you can choose
To stop this death and abuse.
If you could learn to see
We all desire to breathe
We all desire to live
We all just want to be
Free.
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5. |
Human Reich
03:08
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Hung for their offenses,
Their offense of being voiceless.
Slaughtered for their crimes,
Their crime of being innocent.
Skinned alive and eaten
Solely for the superiors pleasure,
Sentient beings turned into products,
Devoured carcass;
leather.
No mercy for the incarcerated,
ours to use and own,
Our slaves, inferior beings
To rape from high upon our thrones.
Successful propaganda
Fuels the matrix and it’s lies,
Supporting prejudice and hate
Apathy for screams and cries.
Blood drenched uniforms and concentration camps.
World War 3 and it’s holocaust will continue unless perhaps
We wake up and acknowledge what we know to be the facts.
We cannot let compassion die, they suffer and that is that.
It’s a war on their existence,
It’s a war on all of their lives.
It’s a war on compassion and morality,
It’s a war that’s traditionalized.
Auschwitz in each country and town,
Genocide is justified for a price,
Our consumption of beings, their death and life.
We are the Human Reich.
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FiveSidedDice Port Elizabeth, South Africa
FiveSidedDice is a multi-genre music project from the coast of South Africa which was started in 2008. After attaining an inclusive degree in music having done a year of a general diploma in music at Nelson Mandela University, the journey of FiveSidedDice remains ongoing, and the sound ever-changing and evolving. The music of FiveSidedDice and affiliated projects is available across all platforms. ... more
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